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Teenage Dirtbag
I recently found my blog from freshman year of college circa 2004-2006 and I can’t stop thinking about it. I was so open and honest and...


Juicehead
Not long after we moved to Colorado, I watched this documentary about the benefits of drinking raw juice. I can't even remember what it...


The Christmas Letter I Didn't Send You
I surprisingly did manage to get my shit together this year in time to send out Christmas cards- but it wasn't enough for you friends +...


The Peloton Bribe
Last summer when I was pregnant with Ace, we were visiting Wisconsin and drove out to Cedarburg to see the Johnson family. With...


2020 Hottest Vacation Destination: Tulsa (Part 2)
PART 2: The Drive An hour into the drive, Jack had already established dominance. He stuck his nose up at my bento boxes in a way that I...


2020 Hottest Vacation Destination: Tulsa (Part 1)
PART 1: The Preparation When John first proposed the idea of relocating to Tulsa for 2 months for his job, I was drunk in an airport bar....


The Undoing: Where'd you get that jacket
WARNING: SPOILERS & SHITTY OBSERVATIONS The Undoing is a new show on HBO about rich people and a mysterious murder. I haven't watched a...


The One About the Chip Factory
When driving into Beloit, Wisconsin along I-43 on a warm summer night, you might be tempted to roll your window down to enjoy the warm...


#1 Dad
Jack had just turned 2 and Ace was a month old when the flu hit our house. I got sick first, shitting and puking for 24 hours straight...


Disney+
Like probably most shitty parents, I have been tuned into Disney+ damn near daily since it came out. I was so excited to watch all the...
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